Dead Man's Jest

"youre jack sparrow.. you have a debt to pay.. that was the agreement."

"Ladies and gents, this is a time of chaos, anarchy, debauchery and rebellion. Jack Sparrow is the poster-child of this generation."--utz_world

Yarr! Fast Edwardians, raiders, thieves, liquidators, liars, hackers and bootleggers be dammed!
even those of you who use death itself to escape justice. We know youre still alive Kenny. enjoy your newfound afterlife at Area 51 or wherever.. hope you got a nice deal with free cable, room service and hookers on call 24/7..

Main Entry: pi·ra·cy As in Corporate Piracy

1 : "an act of robbery esp. on the high seas; specifically : an illegal act of violence, detention, or plunder committed for private ends by crew or passengers of a private ship or aircraft against another ship or aircraft on the high seas or in a place outside the jurisdiction of any state.."

Translation..We can do it to you.. but you can't do it to us.

Homewrecker is located

THE EMPIRE IS ALERT TO MY PRESENCE.

anchorite: Mr. Nice Gaius, we have combed the farthest reaches of cyberspace and still no source for that article. but there is good news. im switching to Geico. and we found homewrecker's website.

Mr. Nice Gaius: Great... did you find Big Bird's MySpace page too? so it doesnt affect you in the least that our secret is going to be exposed. Very well then.. (hits anchorite with rolled newspaper)You douche! fuck homewrecker's site! Find and destroy that article before our readers and the press see it! idiot!

Yackbacker: Lord Hater. Comscan has detected the whereabouts of Homewrecker. we will soon arrive in his sector of the galaxy. aint it cool?

Darth Hater: But you dont have the article, that's not cool. what am i supposed to tell DocPazuzu? he has to issue a statement. Youre using up my minutes.

Yackbacker: Just have him say what we always do. Make up charges of anti-semitism and homophobia. Even if we can't prove it. Stain his credibility. All the cool kids are doing it.

DarthHater: yeah whatever, yo. im going to Fatburger for a double. You want one? What about Gaius, put him on too? Kewl. oh and i got the vegetable oil and Bryan's cut of superdoucheman returns with the musical numbers.. this will be a day long remembered, It has seen the end of homewrecker and the rebellion. MUHHAHAAHAHA. Begin landing your troops..