THE EMPIRE IS ALERT TO MY PRESENCE.
anchorite: Mr. Nice Gaius, we have combed the farthest reaches of cyberspace and still no source for that article. but there is good news. im switching to Geico. and we found homewrecker's website.
Mr. Nice Gaius: Great... did you find Big Bird's MySpace page too? so it doesnt affect you in the least that our secret is going to be exposed. Very well then.. (hits anchorite with rolled newspaper)You douche! fuck homewrecker's site! Find and destroy that article before our readers and the press see it! idiot!
Yackbacker: Lord Hater. Comscan has detected the whereabouts of Homewrecker. we will soon arrive in his sector of the galaxy. aint it cool?
Darth Hater: But you dont have the article, that's not cool. what am i supposed to tell DocPazuzu? he has to issue a statement. Youre using up my minutes.
Yackbacker: Just have him say what we always do. Make up charges of anti-semitism and homophobia. Even if we can't prove it. Stain his credibility. All the cool kids are doing it.
DarthHater: yeah whatever, yo. im going to Fatburger for a double. You want one? What about Gaius, put him on too? Kewl. oh and i got the vegetable oil and Bryan's cut of superdoucheman returns with the musical numbers.. this will be a day long remembered, It has seen the end of homewrecker and the rebellion. MUHHAHAAHAHA. Begin landing your troops..
1 comment:
homewrecker i know what youre saying dude.. aintitcool aint what it used to be. it's like everytime im there i see the same little group of people flexing and starting shit, like theyre the lords or whatever.. anyeway youre very creative the trailers are good peace
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